June 2012
57 posts
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scenefux:
Robert Brownie Jr.
mawyer:
how do you become appealing
like how does that happen
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Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm
me: i'll be on top
bed:
me: shh don't speak
me everywhere all the time: what the hell is going on
We Came As Romans taught me how will i know who my...
When you go to a friend's house to stay the night...
an-idiosyncratic-method:
You know the one.
It’s made of wool.
It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.
But it’s not.
Every house has one.
It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.
The scratchy blanket is there.
And it waits.
...
parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know
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