scenefux: Robert Brownie Jr.
mawyer: how do you become appealing like how does that happen
Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm
me: i'll be on top
me: shh don't speak
me everywhere all the time: what the hell is going on
We Came As Romans taught me how will i know who my...
When you go to a friend's house to stay the night...
an-idiosyncratic-method: You know the one. It’s made of wool. It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience. But it’s not. Every house has one. It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake. The scratchy blanket is there. And it waits. ...
parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know